*NEW* Mii Need A Red Bull Tee

The Mii Need A Red Bull tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone running on three hours of sleep and pure spite since 2006. If your Wii Sports avatar was more active than you've ever been in real life, this one's yours. It says what you're all thinking at 7 AM.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked during Wii Sports bowling and have been self-medicating with caffeine ever since.

You know exactly who you are. You've got a Mii that looks nothing like you, a Red Bull in your cupholder at all times, and you haven't slept properly since the Obama administration. This shirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after one wash cycle
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (yes, we got the big homies covered)
• Classic crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors don't bail on you after a few spins
• Pre-shrunk, so your medium stays a medium and not a crop top

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for that friend who's made being tired their whole personality.

If someone in your life has ever said "I literally cannot function without Red Bull" in a group chat, congratulations, you just found their shirt. Pair it with an actual Red Bull and you'll be their favorite person for at least 48 hours.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Mii Need A Red Bull tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfy on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Colors stay locked in through every wash.

Is this shirt soft or scratchy?

Soft. Heavyweight cotton that actually feels good, not the cardboard stuff you got at that 5K you never ran.

Is this an official Red Bull or Nintendo product?

No. This is an Unethical Threads original. It's parody, it's funny, and it's ours.