*NEW* Mii Would Dropkick A Child Tee

The Mii Would Dropkick A Child tee from Unethical Threads is your favorite cursed Wii avatar saying what we've all been thinking. Part gaming nostalgia, part threat. If you spent your childhood making the most unhinged Miis possible, welcome home.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People who spent an unreasonable amount of time in the Mii Channel and turned out exactly how you'd expect. Gamers, chaos agents, the friend in every group chat who sends the worst memes at 2 AM.

You know the type. You might be the type. This shirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not a tissue with a print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bad decisions come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck, nothing weird going on up top
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same on day one and day one hundred

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know your audience. The kind of person who laughs at a Mii committing acts of violence is easy to shop for, because they're easy to amuse.

Birthday, White Elephant, "I saw this and thought of you" energy. Just maybe don't give it to your in-laws. Unless your in-laws are cool. You'll know.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people go with their usual.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. The DTG printing process puts the ink directly into the fabric, so it holds up wash after wash without cracking or peeling.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL. Everyone deserves to express fictional violence in comfort.

Can I return it if my friend doesn't think it's funny?

Get a funnier friend. But yes, check our return policy for details.