*NEW* Mike Hawk 2024 Tee

The Mike Hawk 2024 tee from Unethical Threads is fake campaign merch for a candidate whose name you can't say at full volume. You already get the joke. This shirt just lets everyone else know you do too.

Who's actually wearing this?

The person at the cookout who peaked in 2016 and has been chasing that high ever since. The coworker you'd trust with your life but never your Netflix password.

If you've ever sent a screenshot of a shirt to a group chat just to see who bites, this one's for you. Mike Hawk 2024 is the kind of tee that separates your real friends from the ones who just tolerate you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (Mike Hawk is inclusive)
• Classic crew neck because we're inappropriate, not experimental
• DTG print so the colors stay loud even after your mom rage-washes it
• Machine washable, because obviously

Does this work as a gift?

It's genuinely one of the best gag gifts you can buy.

The Mike Hawk 2024 tee is the kind of present that gets unwrapped, read out loud, and immediately understood (or not, and that's even funnier). Works for white elephants, birthdays, or just because you saw it and thought of someone specific.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Mike Hawk 2024 shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so go with your normal size. If you're between sizes, size up for a looser look.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?
Not if you follow the basics. Wash cold, tumble dry low. The heavyweight cotton holds up well.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
Nope. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. No cracking, no peeling.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on your HR department's sense of humor. We believe in you, but we also can't afford your lawyer.

What sizes does the Mike Hawk 2024 tee come in?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Mike Hawk fits everyone.