*NEW* Morning Wood Rise And Shine Tee

The Morning Wood Rise And Shine tee from Unethical Threads features a grinning piece of lumber that is very happy to see you this morning. It knows what it did. You know what it did. Wear it to brunch and let the table figure it out.

Who actually wears this?

Honestly? People who think the first hour of the day is already funny enough without a shirt helping. But it does help.

This is the tee you throw on when you want your outfit to do the talking before your coffee kicks in. Works for lazy Sundays, bachelor parties, or just being the person your group chat already knows you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (morning wood doesn't discriminate)
• Crew neck, because even this shirt has some class
• DTG printed for color that stays put, not fade-after-three-washes nonsense
• Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after your dryer does its worst

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone who already has no shame.

Birthday, Father's Day (yes, really), White Elephant, or "I saw this and thought of you" energy. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, they're probably the wrong person. But you already knew that.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Morning Wood shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want, it'll hold its shape.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the design stays sharp.

Can I wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, that depends on your comfort level and your audience. We believe in you.

Is this actually soft or is it like wearing cardboard?
Heavyweight doesn't mean stiff. It's thick cotton with a broken-in feel. Comfortable from the first wear.