*NEW* Most Of You Need A Punt In The C Tee

The Most Of You Need A Punt In The C tee from Unethical Threads is your inner monologue on heavyweight cotton. You've thought it in traffic, at the DMV, at every family gathering since 2019. Now you can just point at your chest.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who gave up on subtlety a long time ago. If you're the one in the group chat who says what everyone else is only thinking, this is your uniform.

Works great at pub crawls, bach parties, and anywhere the dress code is "questionable decisions." Also a top-tier gift for the person in your life who has never once read a room and has no plans to start.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because poor life choices come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck cut
• DTG printed so the message stays loud and the colors don't quit on you
• Pairs well with cargo shorts, a pint, and absolutely no self-awareness

Will This Offend Someone?

Almost certainly. That's the entire point.

If someone reads your shirt and gets upset, they probably needed to read your shirt. You're providing a public service. Wear it with the confidence of someone who deleted their social media and never looked back.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the shirt actually say the full word?
It says "Punt In The C." Your brain fills in the rest, which somehow makes it even funnier.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.

Is this a good gift?
It's an incredible gift for the right person and an absolutely terrible gift for the wrong one. You know which friend this is for.

Will the print fade or crack?
Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad whisper.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you value continued employment.