*NEW* My Mom Drank While Pregnant Tee

The My Mom Drank While Pregnant tee is Unethical Threads at its most confessional. It's the shirt that says what your baby photos already implied. Limited stock, because apparently a lot of you relate.

Who's actually buying this?

People who turned out fine. Mostly.

If your childhood involved questionable parental decisions and you've got the sense of humor to prove you survived, this is your shirt. It's also the most unhinged baby shower gift we've ever enabled, and we've enabled a lot.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your copay
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're not animals
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same whether you're sober or not

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for the friend who brings up their childhood trauma at brunch and somehow makes it funny.

Baby showers, birthdays, "I'm sorry your mom did that" occasions. If they laugh at the title, they'll wear the shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the My Mom Drank While Pregnant shirt offensive?
To some people, yes. To the people buying it, it's autobiography. Know your audience.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
DTG (direct to garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no excuses.

Is this a good baby shower gift?
It's the best worst baby shower gift. Which, honestly, makes it the best baby shower gift.