My Petsmart But My Bud Wiser Tee

The My PetSmart But My Bud Wiser Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose dog has better priorities than they do. A beer-holding pup. Wordplay that hits different after your third one. If your pet's got the brains and your bud's got the wisdom, you already know the deal.

Who actually wears this?

Dog people who drink. Beer people who have dogs. The Venn diagram is basically a circle.

Wear it to the brewery with your golden retriever or to the dog park with a tallboy in a koozie. You'll fit right in with the crowd that treats their dog better than they treat themselves.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (because V-necks are a choice)
• DTG printed for colors that actually last
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same on Sunday morning as it did Saturday night

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. If someone in your life loves their dog and loves their beer in roughly equal amounts, hand them this shirt.

It works for birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday because you saw it and immediately thought of them. Which, honestly, says a lot about both of you.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Is the print quality good?

DTG printed for vivid, lasting color. It holds up.

Will this offend anyone?

It's a dog holding a beer. If that bothers someone, they need a new hobby.

Is this a good gift for a dog and beer lover?

If they love dogs and beer in roughly equal amounts, this is the move. If they hate fun, probably not.

Does this shrink in the wash?

Pre-shrunk. It fits the same on Sunday morning as it did Saturday night.