*NEW* Pinocchio's Parody Movie Tee

The Pinocchio's Parody Movie tee from Unethical Threads puts everyone's favorite wooden puppet in a scene Disney absolutely did not approve. Nose out, lines down, full send. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

People who think fairy tales peaked at Scarface. The Pinocchio's Parody Movie shirt lands with the crowd that sends memes in group chats at 2 AM and doesn't apologize for their sense of humor. If your friend group has an unofficial "worst person" award, this is what you get them.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your last bad decision
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, we got the big boys covered)
• Classic crew neck, because you're unhinged, not unfashionable
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in, no matter how many times you wash it
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it still fits after laundry day surprises

Is this actually a good gift?

It might be the best gift you've ever given. The Pinocchio's Parody Movie tee is the kind of present that makes someone laugh so hard they forget to say thank you. Birthday, white elephant, "I saw this and thought of you" energy. Works every time.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it's comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash it, wear it, repeat.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. If your boss sends memes, you're probably fine. If you work at Disney, absolutely not.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Solid feel, not flimsy.

Is this a good gag gift?
One of the best. It's funny, it's wearable, and it gets a reaction every single time.