*NEW* Proud Contributor To Global Warming Tee

The Proud Contributor To Global Warming tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's accepted their role in the climate apocalypse and decided to own it. Satire for the environmentally guilty. Heavyweight cotton that'll outlast the ice caps.

Who actually wears this?

People who recycle sometimes but also leave every light on in the house. The ones who drive a hybrid but won't give up their steak.

This shirt is for anyone with enough self-awareness to laugh at the gap between their values and their habits. You know exactly who you are. It's the kind of humor that only works if you're in on it, and if you're here, you probably are.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue paper hand-me-down
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for everybody and their carbon footprint)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print so the colors stay vivid through wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk, because at least your shirt won't let you down during the next climate report

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly.

Look, if you can't laugh at the collective absurdity of knowing the planet is cooked while you leave the AC on full blast, you might be at the wrong store. The best humor lives in the gap between what we know and what we do. This shirt just says the quiet part out loud.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Check the size chart if you want to be exact.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. The DTG printing puts ink directly into the fabric fibers. It won't crack, peel, or fade into a sad ghost of itself.

Is this a good gift?
If the person laughs at apocalypse memes, absolutely. If they cry during nature documentaries, maybe read the room.

Can I wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and whatever crowd you're walking into.