*NEW* Real Bros Touch Tips Tee

The Real Bros Touch Tips Tee from Unethical Threads takes Michelangelo's most famous ceiling and drags it somewhere he definitely didn't intend. Two fingertips, one implication. You already know.

Who's actually buying this?

People who saw the Sistine Chapel and thought it needed more innuendo. Your friend group has that one person who'd wear this to Easter brunch without flinching. If you can't figure out who it is, it's probably you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a gas station freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail on you after a few trips through the dryer

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. Few things say "I understand you as a person" quite like handing someone a shirt with Renaissance-era innuendo on it. Bachelor parties, birthdays, white elephant exchanges where you actually want to win. This is the play.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be careful, but it holds up.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
That depends on the public. Grocery store on a Saturday? Sure. Company holiday party? Read the room.

Is this a men's shirt or unisex?
It's unisex with a relaxed fit. Works for everyone.