*NEW* Rome Wasn't Burned In A Day Tesla Tee

The Rome Wasn't Burned In A Day Tesla Tee from Unethical Threads is what happens when ancient history, corporate hubris, and a factory fire walk into a bar. Heavyweight cotton, full-color DTG print, and the kind of joke that makes people either laugh or quietly unfollow you.

Who actually wears this?

People who read the news and cope with laughter instead of therapy. If you've ever watched a press conference and thought "this is performance art," you're the target audience.

It also does well at cookouts, game nights, and anywhere someone's about to say "wait, is that real?" The Rome Wasn't Burned In A Day design hits that sweet spot between clever and unhinged, which is basically our entire brand.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like you paid for a shirt, not a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because dark humor isn't size-exclusive
• Crew neck, because we're chaotic, not tacky
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid through every wash, not cracked and peeling after three spins
• Yes, you can machine wash it. We're not monsters.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point.

This tee sits at the intersection of historical wordplay and modern tech satire, which means it'll land perfectly with some people and make others visibly uncomfortable. If both of those outcomes sound fun to you, you're in the right place.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this an anti-Elon shirt?
It's a shirt about Rome. And fire. And a certain electric car company that keeps having both. Draw your own conclusions.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body type.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton with a DTG print. Wash cold, tumble low, and it'll hold up fine.

Is this a good gift for someone who hates Elon Musk?
We can't think of a better one. Wrap it or don't, the reaction will be the same.