*NEW* Santa Still No Ho's Tee

The Still No Ho's tee from Unethical Threads is Santa at his lowest point. No reindeer, no sleigh, definitely no ho's. It's a heavyweight graphic tee for anyone who treats the holidays like a roast session instead of a Hallmark movie.

Who's this shirt actually for?

People who make the whole table uncomfortable at Christmas dinner.

You know the type. They peaked in sarcasm around age 14 and never looked back. If your default holiday setting is "make it weird," the Still No Ho's tee is basically your uniform. Pair it with eggnog and zero filter.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-store afterthought
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Santa doesn't gatekeep.
• Crew neck, because the joke is on the shirt, not in the neckline
• DTG printed for colors that stay vivid long after your holiday spirit doesn't
• Machine washable. Your search history isn't, but this is.

Is this a good gag gift?

One of the best, actually.

If the person you're buying for laughs at things they shouldn't and treats December like a comedy special, the Still No Ho's tee is the move. If they put out a nativity scene and mean it, maybe get them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
It runs true to size in a relaxed, unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size up. Check the size chart for exact measurements.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors stay put. No cracking, no peeling, no sad faded Santa.

Is the Still No Ho's tee only for Christmas?
It hits hardest in December, but honestly, nobody here is going to tell you when to wear it.

Can I give this as a gift?
Absolutely. It's perfect for the person who makes holiday gatherings interesting. Just make sure they have a sense of humor, or you'll be the one explaining it.

What sizes are available?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.