*NEW* Support Local Businesses Pablo Tee

The Support Local Businesses Pablo Tee from Unethical Threads slaps Pablo Escobar's mugshot under the most wholesome slogan in the game. It's the kind of shirt that makes people do a double take at the checkout line. You already know what this is.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and a Netflix history they're not ashamed of.

This one hits with the true crime crowd, the history buffs, and anyone who thought "shop local" campaigns needed a little more cartel energy. If you've ever explained a Wikipedia deep dive to someone who didn't ask, this shirt was made for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like something you'd get free at a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in through every wash (unlike some of Pablo's business partners)
• Pre-shrunk fabric because surprises are for birthdays, not laundry day

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you actually know the person.

Hand this to your friend who binged Narcos three times or the coworker who always takes the joke one step further. Pair it with a "sorry in advance" card if you're giving it to family. Honestly, if someone in your life wouldn't laugh at this, you might need funnier people in your life.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?

To Pablo? Probably not, he's dead. To everyone else, that depends entirely on how much they support local businesses.

What sizes does the Support Local Businesses tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Your commitment to local commerce will last.

Is this based on a real mugshot?

Yes. That's the actual Pablo Escobar booking photo. History is educational.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.