Swamp Daddy Shrek Tee

The Swamp Daddy Shrek tee from Unethical Threads is for people who looked at a cartoon ogre and thought "yeah, I'd risk it." Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and exactly as unhinged as it sounds. You know who you are.

Who actually wears this?

Look, if you've ever referred to Shrek as a snack (or watched someone else do it and didn't intervene), this is your shirt. The Swamp Daddy energy is real, and this tee leans all the way into it. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to a family function if you're ready for that conversation.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Everybody deserves to rep Swamp Daddy
• Classic crew neck because we're unhinged, not animals
• DTG (direct to garment) print, so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Machine washable. You already knew that, but here we are

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, yes. This is the kind of gift that makes someone laugh so hard they forget to say thank you. Perfect for the friend who has a complicated relationship with animated ogres, or anyone who appreciates humor that lives about two blocks past the line.

Birthdays, white elephants, "I saw this and thought of you" moments. All of it works.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Swamp Daddy Shrek tee come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size, so grab your usual.

Is the print going to fade after a few washes?
Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Is this an official Shrek product?
This is a parody tee. We love Shrek. Our lawyers asked us to clarify that.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your workplace. If your boss has a sense of humor, absolutely. If not, we respect your risk assessment.