Time To Take Out The Garbage Tee

Unethical Threads presents the Time To Take Out The Garbage tee. Trump's got a new side gig: sanitation worker, wheeling Biden and Harris to the curb in a garbage bin. If your political commentary needs a visual aid, this is it.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think the two-party system peaked as a punchline. The MAGA crowd loves it (obviously), but we've seen centrists grab it just because the caricature work is objectively hilarious. Works at cookouts, rallies, or anywhere you want someone to do a double take.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we don't gatekeep)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for vivid, lasting color that won't ghost on you after a few washes
• Pairs nicely with strong opinions and a complete lack of filter

Is This a Good Gag Gift?

It's a perfect gag gift. Your MAGA uncle, your politically exhausted coworker, your friend who won't stop relitigating 2024. Wrap it up, hand it over, watch their face. Honestly, buying one for yourself and one for someone else is the move.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Time To Take Out The Garbage tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

Yes. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric, so the colors stay put. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

Is this shirt only for Republicans?

Nope. It's for anyone who thinks the image is funny. We don't check voter registration at checkout.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving dinner?

You can. Whether you should depends entirely on how much you enjoy uncomfortable silence followed by yelling.