*NEW* VAPE Very Good At Respecting Women Tee

The VAPE Very Good At Respecting Women Tee from Unethical Threads pairs a retro skateboard kid graphic with the most respectful acronym ever printed on cotton. It's the shirt equivalent of maintaining eye contact. If you have to ask what VAPE stands for, you're not ready.

Who actually wears this?

People who get the joke. That's it, that's the qualifier.

The retro kid-on-a-skateboard graphic gives this thing vintage cereal box energy, which somehow makes the acronym land even harder. You'll wear it to brunch, to the vape shop, to Thanksgiving if you've got the nerve. It reads as wholesome from ten feet away and completely unhinged up close.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin someone screen printed
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL. Respect has no size limit.
• Crew neck. Classic. No explanation needed.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid way longer than your last relationship
• Pre-shrunk. It fits the same after washing. Unlike your excuses.

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift for the friend you immediately thought of when you saw it.

You know the one. If they vape, it's basically required by law. If they don't vape, it's funnier. This is the kind of shirt that shows up at a birthday party and becomes the highlight. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does VAPE stand for on this shirt?

Very Good At Respecting Women. It's printed right on the front. Peak respectfulness in acronym form.

Does this shirt run true to size?

It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. If you're between sizes, your usual will work. Available in S through 4XL.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds up well. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and the colors stay put.

Is this shirt actually about vaping?

It's about respect. The highest form of it, apparently.

Can I wear this around my family?

Depends entirely on your family. Some will laugh, some will squint at it for thirty seconds, and some will pretend they didn't see it.