*NEW* Very Good At Respecting Women Dog Tee

The Very Good At Respecting Women Dog Tee from Unethical Threads pairs a flawless acronym with a very good boy. You either get it immediately or you don't, and honestly, we're at peace with both outcomes.

Who actually wears this?

People who don't need the joke explained. That's the whole qualification.

This one hits hardest on the guy who vapes on the back porch while scratching his dog behind the ears. Also solid for anyone whose group chat would screenshot this within seconds of opening the box. Father's Day shoppers, take note.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL because this energy comes in every size
• Crew neck, clean and unfussy
• DTG printed so the colors hold up through every wash cycle
• Features a dog. We shouldn't have to sell you on that part.

Is this a good gift?

If you know the person, this is an elite gift.

Father's Day, birthdays, white elephant, the "I saw this and literally thought of you" moment. The Very Good At Respecting Women Dog Tee is the kind of thing that makes someone laugh, take a photo, and immediately put it on. Just maybe don't wrap this one for Grandma. Or do. We don't know your grandma.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Very Good At Respecting Women" mean on this shirt?

It's an acronym. If you need it spelled out further, you're probably not the target audience.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.

Will the print fade or crack?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so colors stay vivid through every wash.

Is this a good Father's Day gift?

If your dad has a sense of humor (and possibly a vape), absolutely.

Can I wear this in public?

Technically yes. Socially, that depends on your crowd. We believe in you.