*NEW* Winnie-The-Pooh Sequel Tee

The Winnie-The-Pooh Sequel Tee from Unethical Threads is the chapter Disney will never greenlight. Pooh found something stronger than honey, and honestly, it explains a lot about the Hundred Acre Wood. If you already laughed, this shirt was made for you.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think public domain was the best thing to ever happen to comedy. You grew up on Pooh. You know he was always a little too fixated on one substance. This tee just updates which one.

Wear it to brunch, a house party, or literally anywhere you want to watch someone do a double take. Also works as the gag gift that actually gets worn instead of shoved in a drawer.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes like your last impulse buy
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, so basically everyone's covered
• Crew neck because we're not savages
• DTG printed for color that actually sticks (not that iron-on garage sale look)
• Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after you inevitably wash it wrong

Will This Offend Someone?

Almost certainly. That's the fun part.

Look, Pooh entered the public domain in 2022, which means he belongs to the people now. And the people chose chaos. If someone gets upset, just remind them it's a cartoon bear in a red crop top. The rest is purely interpretive.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Winnie-The-Pooh Sequel Tee actually about cocaine?

It's a parody. But yes, Pooh is having a very different kind of adventure on this one. You're an adult, you can handle it.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every body type.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing means the design is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Holds up through countless wash cycles.

Is this a good gag gift?

If the person you're buying for has a sense of humor and a casual disregard for childhood nostalgia, absolutely. Top-tier gift energy.

Is this officially licensed by Disney?

Winnie-The-Pooh entered public domain in 2022. Disney does not endorse this shirt. We consider that a feature, not a bug.