Nice Smile It'd Look Better Screaming Tee

The Nice Smile It'd Look Better Screaming tee from Unethical Threads opens like a compliment and lands like a threat. That hard swerve is the whole point. Available in black or white.

Who wears a shirt like this?

People whose sense of humor makes their coworkers slightly nervous. The Nice Smile It'd Look Better Screaming shirt hits with horror fans, true crime people, and anyone who thinks the best compliments should come with a little menace. If your flirting style has ever been described as "concerning," you already know this is yours.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually holds up
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need to be reinvented
• DTG printed, so the design keeps its edge long after you've lost yours
• Comes in black or white, both equally unsettling

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know the person well enough to predict whether they'll laugh or call the cops, yes. The Nice Smile It'd Look Better Screaming tee is a perfect gift for the friend who already says worse things at dinner. Terrible gift for your boss. Even worse for a first date. Probably.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What colors does this come in?
Black and white.

Will the print fade or crack?
It's DTG printed, so the design holds up. Follow the care label and you're good.

Is this going to offend people?
Almost certainly someone, somewhere. Whether that's a problem is between you and your social circle.