No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid Tee (BACKPRINT)

The No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid Tee is a backprint self-own from Unethical Threads. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, unisex S-4XL. The punchline hits as you walk away.

Who actually wears this?

Honest people. The kind who've reviewed their own track record, accepted the results, and decided to go public with it.

This shirt doesn't land on someone who thinks they're crushing it. It's for the person who just texted the wrong ex again and knows exactly what they are. Resigned self-awareness looks good on everyone.

• Heavyweight cotton that'll outlast most of your relationships
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even your bad decisions deserve a classic silhouette
• DTG printed so the color holds longer than your good ideas
• Design on the back. You deliver the punchline on your way out.

Does this work as a gift?

If you know someone who's earned it, yes.

This is the shirt you buy for the friend who asked "what's the worst that could happen" and then found out. It's not mean if it's accurate. They already know.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the design on this shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds up through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and you're good.

What colors is this shirt available in?
Black or white.

Is this a good gift?
If the person has a sense of humor about themselves, absolutely. If they don't, it's an even better gift.