No You Don't Miss Him You Are Just Ovulating Tee (BACKPRINT)

The No You Don't Miss Him You Are Just Ovulating tee from Unethical Threads is the reality check your group chat wishes it could print. This back print design delivers the tough-love your hormones don't want to hear, available in black or white.

Who is this shirt really for?

Anyone who's ever stared at their phone at 2 AM composing a text they'd regret by morning.

If your friends have ever had to physically confiscate your phone during a night out, this shirt is doing their job for them. It's self-aware dating humor for people who've learned the hard way that biology is a terrible relationship advisor. Wear it as a public service announcement or a personal reminder. Either way, it works.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after three washes like your last situationship
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for color that lasts longer than his promises
• Available in black or white

Does this make a good breakup gift?

One of the best, honestly.

If your friend is one weak moment away from texting that man back, this shirt might save them a lot of embarrassment. Works for birthdays, breakup recovery packages, bachelorette weekends, or just because you're tired of hearing about Josh. The design sits on the back, so they spread the message just by walking away from the conversation.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the No You Don't Miss Him shirt say on the back?

It reads "No You Don't Miss Him You Are Just Ovulating" across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Is this a good gift for a friend going through a breakup?

It's one of the best breakup gifts you can buy. Cheaper than therapy and way more entertaining at brunch.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.