AAA Normalize Shitting In The Shower T Shirt

The Normalize Shitting In The Shower tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee that says the thing you're all thinking. Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, printed with DTG so the message outlasts your dignity.

Who actually wears this?

People who've given up on pretending they're refined. You know exactly who you are.

This isn't for the person who carefully curates their online presence. It's for the one whose group chat would immediately understand why they bought it. The friend who gets sent this link and hits "add to cart" before reading the description. That person.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because the movement is inclusive
• Crew neck, because even shower shitters have standards
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that locks the color in wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it still fits after you inevitably wash it on hot

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. If you know someone who'd laugh at this, you already know.

White elephant, birthday, "I saw this and thought of you." That last one hits the hardest, honestly. Nothing says "I know you as a person" quite like buying someone a shirt about shitting in the shower.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and the print stays sharp indefinitely.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We made it. You decide where to wear it.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

Check our return policy on the site. We want you to actually wear the thing, not let it sit in a drawer.