Not Addicted But Dedicated Gambling Tee

The Not Addicted But Dedicated Gambling Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who'd like their commitment to the casino floor properly recognized. Casino chips, a royal flush, triple 7s, and dice on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. Dedicated. Not the other word.

Who actually wears this?

People who have a slot machine they consider theirs. Not joking. The type who knows which machine just hit, has opinions about reel patterns, and knows exactly where to sit at the poker table. If your Friday nights involve a standing reservation with a one-armed bandit and you'd appreciate some respect for the consistency, this is your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle a long night at the slots and everything after.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for the whole table.
• Crew neck. Your lucky charm doesn't need a collar.
• DTG print. Full-color graphic that keeps its edge through the wash cycle, not just the first spin.
• Available in black or white.

Is this a good gift for a gambler?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has a favorite slot machine, a lucky seat, or refers to their casino visits as "sessions," this is the move. It says "I see you and I respect the dedication." Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or any excuse to acknowledge the commitment.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this gambling shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, meaning the ink goes directly into the fabric. It holds up.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?

Just black and white for now.

Will this shrink?

Follow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and you're good.

Is this actually offensive?

Only to people who don't understand commitment. The shirt says dedicated. Read it again if you need to.