AAA Not Allergic To Peanuts T Shirt

The Not Allergic To Peanuts tee from Unethical Threads is a proudly unnecessary public service announcement. Nobody asked. The shirt answers anyway. If you already know why it's funny, this one's for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in group chats.

You're the friend who says the thing everyone else was thinking. The kind of humor that makes someone choke on their drink at brunch. This shirt just saves you the effort of opening your mouth.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like you're wearing a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because degenerate humor is size-inclusive
• Classic crew neck for people who don't need to complicate things
• DTG printed so the joke stays crisp longer than your reputation

Is this a good gift?

Only if you actually know the person.

Give this to your best friend, your partner with no filter, or yourself after a long week. Give it to a coworker only if HR already hates you. It's the kind of gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I accept it."

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Not Allergic To Peanuts" mean?

If you have to ask, this probably isn't your shirt. We're not explaining it. Just trust the people laughing around you.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the design locked in. You'll get tired of the shirt before the print gives out.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It's a real shirt, not a costume.

Can I wear this in public?

You can. Whether you should depends entirely on your comfort level with follow-up questions.