AAA Not Bossy Aggressively Helpful Shirt

The Not Bossy Aggressively Helpful shirt from Unethical Threads is for people who give unsolicited advice as a love language. You know who you are. Your coworkers definitely know who you are.

Who is this shirt actually for?

Anyone who's ever been called bossy and took it as a compliment.

Oldest siblings, group project survivors who did all the work, reply-all enthusiasts with "helpful suggestions." If you've ever started a sentence with "What you should do is," this is your uniform. The "aggressively helpful" part is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, but honestly, so are you. In every situation. Whether anyone asked or not.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your intense energy
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (because helpfulness comes in all sizes)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color longer than your patience with incompetence
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same after 50 washes

Does this make a good gift?

It's a perfect gift.

Buy it for the friend who reorganized your kitchen without being asked. The coworker who sends "just a thought" emails that are clearly demands. The parent who calls to "check in" but actually wants to manage your life. They'll either laugh or feel personally attacked, and both outcomes are correct.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt unisex?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit available in sizes S through 4XL.

What does "aggressively helpful" mean?

It means you help people whether they want it or not. You know the type. You might be the type.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it'll hold up.

Is this appropriate for work?

Nothing on it is profane. Whether your boss finds it "appropriate" depends entirely on how aggressively helpful you've been lately.