Not Guilty Donald Trump OJ Simpson Tee

The Not Guilty Donald Trump OJ Simpson Tee from Unethical Threads puts two of America's most famous acquittals on one shirt. If you already see the connection, this was made for you. If you don't, maybe stick to plain v-necks.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the justice system is either a punchline or performance art, depending on the decade.

You watch courtroom dramas for the plot holes. You've got opinions about both verdicts, and you're not shy about sharing them at Thanksgiving dinner, at the bar, or really anywhere someone makes eye contact.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad takes come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut. Nothing weird happening structurally
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that stays vivid long after you'd expect
• Soft enough to sleep in after whatever argument you just started wearing it

Will this offend someone?

Yes. You're wearing a shirt that puts a former president and a guy who, well, you know, in the same sentence.

Some people will laugh immediately. Others will stare. A few will try to debate you in the checkout line at Target. That's the price of being funny. Wear it if you've got the spine for it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually good quality?

Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, relaxed unisex fit. It's a real garment, not a gas station iron-on that peels after two washes.

What sizes does the Not Guilty Trump OJ tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you wash cold and tumble dry low. Follow the care label and you're good.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If you know their humor well enough to buy them this, you already know the answer. Perfect for the friend who makes everyone uncomfortable at dinner.