AAA Not Mexico New Mexico T Shirt

The Not Mexico New Mexico t-shirt from Unethical Threads is for every New Mexican who's had to explain basic U.S. geography to a fully grown adult. Because apparently, the 50-state thing is still news to some people. You're not a geography teacher, but here you are.

Who actually needs this shirt?

Anyone who's been asked if they need a passport to go home. If you've lived in New Mexico for more than fifteen minutes, someone has already said something spectacularly uninformed about where you live. This shirt does the talking so you don't have to. Think of it as a wearable FAQ.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a gas station promotional giveaway
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because geographic ignorance affects all body types
• Classic crew neck cut, nothing weird going on
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in through years of correcting people
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because the only thing shrinking here is your patience

Is this a good gift for someone from New Mexico?

It's basically a public service announcement in shirt form. Any New Mexican will recognize the exhaustion this shirt channels, and they'll appreciate not having to explain it themselves for once. Also works for anyone who just enjoys watching someone at a barbecue Google whether New Mexico is a real state.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?

It's the name of a U.S. state. If that offends someone, they have bigger issues than your wardrobe choices.

What sizes does the Not Mexico New Mexico shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and you're set.

Is this a good gift for someone from New Mexico?

If the person you're buying for has ever had to explain that New Mexico is part of the United States, yes. They will wear this with conviction.