Not Now Kitten The Walls Are Closing In On Daddy Tee

The Not Now Kitten The Walls Are Closing In On Daddy tee is for everyone who's had to shelve the fun parts of their personality because rent exists. Unethical Threads made this one for the burnt-out and the bratty. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've earned the right to be dramatic about being tired. The kind of person whose group chat would immediately understand this shirt without a single word of explanation.

It hits different when you're juggling a mortgage, three deadlines, and the creeping realization that you used to be fun. This is what you throw on when you've accepted that adulting is just slowly trading your personality for responsibilities.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your emotional baggage and your washing machine
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (because burnout doesn't discriminate by body type)
• Crew neck, keeping it classic while the rest of your life falls apart
• DTG printed so the color stays vivid long after your will to live has faded
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you actually know the person.

For the right recipient, this is the kind of thing that gets worn immediately and photographed for the group chat. For the wrong one, it's a trip to an awkward conversation. Know your audience. If they've ever unironically called someone "kitten" or "daddy," you're golden.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this about what I think it's about?

If you know, you know. If you don't, it's a shirt about a stressed-out dad and his cat. Either reading works.

What sizes does the Not Now Kitten tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Size down if you want it fitted.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds its color. Wash inside out on cold and it'll outlast most of your relationships.

Does this shirt run big or small?

It's a relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. If you're between sizes, go with the smaller one unless you like the oversized look.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, it depends entirely on your comfort with strangers reading your shirt twice. Most people will laugh. Some will pretend they didn't.