*NEW* Nothing About Me Is Flat Earth Tee

The Nothing About Me Is Flat Earth tee from Unethical Threads takes two things the internet can't shut up about and smashes them together. Flat earthers get trolled. Curves get acknowledged. Everyone else just reads it twice and snorts.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who think the earth is round but their chest isn't. The overlap between conspiracy meme lovers and people with a sense of humor about their own body is larger than you'd think, and this shirt lives right in the center of that Venn diagram. It's a hit with women who like to make a point (two of them, actually) and the partners brave enough to buy it for them.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Soft enough that you'll forget you're wearing something this inappropriate

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. Flat earthers will be mad you're mocking their movement, prudes will clutch pearls at the implication, and HR will have thoughts. But the people whose opinions you actually value (your real friends, your group chat, that one bartender) will think it's the funniest thing you own.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about flat earth or boobs?

Yes.

What sizes does the Nothing About Me Is Flat Earth tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through every wash without cracking, peeling, or fading.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has a sense of humor and a chest, you're golden. If they have neither, maybe grab a gift card.