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Nothing Beats A Handmade Gift Tee (BACKPRINT)
Nothing Beats A Handmade Gift Tee (BACKPRINT)
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The Nothing Beats A Handmade Gift Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print shirt for anyone whose love language involves... dexterity. A bow-wrapped hand, a phrase with layers, and no explanation needed. If you know, you know.
Who actually wears this?
People who give great gifts. And people who want everyone walking behind them to do a double-take.
The design lives on the back of the shirt, so you get to enjoy the slow realization on other people's faces as you walk away. The front stays completely blank. Plausible deniability until you turn around.
- Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
- Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
- Classic crew neck because not everything needs to be complicated
- DTG printed for color that holds up over time, not just the first wear
- Back print only, keeping the front clean and suspiciously innocent
Is this a good gift?
It was practically designed to be one. The phrase is right there on the shirt.
Wrap it in tissue paper for maximum irony. Hand it over at a birthday party and watch the room figure it out in waves. Just maybe skip the mother-in-law. Or don't. We're not your life coach.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back only. The front is blank.
What sizes does this shirt come in?
Sizes S through 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.
Will the print fade after washing?
The design uses DTG printing, so the ink bonds directly to the fabric. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it holds up.
Is this shirt inappropriate?
That depends on how fast the reader connects the dots. It's suggestive, not explicit.
Can I wear this to work?
Technically yes. Whether you should depends on your workplace's sense of humor and your relationship with HR.
Materials
Materials
- Runs true to size
- Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Tear-away label
Size Chart
Size Chart
Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!
Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!
Shipping Times
Shipping Times
Seamless Worldwide Delivery: Relish our global shipping at no cost. Shipping times may vary depending on your country—refer to our checkout page for detailed specifics. Your satisfaction is our foremost priority!
Return Policy
Return Policy
Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

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