Nothing Says Cultural Appreciation Like Blacking Out in a Sombrero Tee

The Nothing Says Cultural Appreciation Like Blacking Out in a Sombrero tee is Unethical Threads at peak honesty. A Cinco de Mayo drinking shirt for anyone who skipped sensitivity training and went straight for the tequila. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who show up to Cinco de Mayo with a margarita in each hand and zero cultural credentials.

The friend who makes the group chat screenshot-worthy. The coworker everyone's afraid to sit next to at happy hour. If you've ever been told "you can't wear that," this shirt was made for you. It's not a cry for help, it's a lifestyle choice.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not the tissue-paper stuff from the clearance bin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be trying too hard for this kind of shirt
• DTG printed, so the colors stay loud long after the hangover fades
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so it still fits the morning after

Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry."

Works for the friend who peaks on May 5th, the sibling building a collection of regrettable shirts, or yourself (no judgment). Pair it with a bottle of tequila and you've assembled the most honest gift basket in history.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?
That depends on how many margaritas deep you are when you form an opinion. We make funny shirts, not apologies.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Works for everyone with questionable judgment.

Will the print fade or crack?
Nope. DTG printing means the design is printed directly into the fabric. It holds up wash after wash.

Can I wear this outside of Cinco de Mayo?
Wear it whenever you want. Tuesday brunch, family reunions, court dates. We're not here to tell you how to live.