Now Hiring Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Now Hiring Tee from Unethical Threads puts a big, red, distressed rubber stamp reading "NOW HIRING" across your back. No job title, no company, just enough to make people tap your shoulder with questions you never have to answer the same way twice.

What happens when someone actually reads it?

They ask. That's the whole thing.

Someone behind you in line at the coffee shop, someone at the bar, someone at the family reunion who still doesn't get what you do for a living. The back print looks just enough like a real work uniform to create a beat of genuine confusion before the joke lands. Or doesn't land. Either way, you're the one having fun.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a promotional giveaway
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors don't ghost after a few washes
• Available in black or white (the red stamp pops on both, relax)

Does this actually work as a gift?

It's one of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy.

No inside joke required, no context needed. The Now Hiring Tee is funny to anyone with a pulse and a sense of humor. Works for the friend who never shuts up and the one who lets the shirt do the talking. Wrap it or don't.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's on the front of the shirt?

Nothing. The front is blank. The entire design is a back print only.

What sizes does the Now Hiring Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not pressed on top. The color holds.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. That's it.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?

It says "Now Hiring." If that's offensive to someone, they probably have bigger things going on.