Now Hiring Tee

The Now Hiring Tee from Unethical Threads puts a big, red, distressed rubber stamp reading "NOW HIRING" across your chest with absolutely no additional information. No role. No company. No qualifications listed. What you're actually hiring for is between you and whoever's brave enough to ask.

So what are you hiring for?

Whatever you decide in the moment. That's the whole point.

The shirt gives you nothing to work with on purpose. Every interaction becomes improv. Tell them you need a bassist. Tell them you're starting a cult. Tell them it's a pyramid scheme but the vibes are immaculate. The open-endedness isn't a flaw, it's the entire product. You're not wearing a punchline. You're wearing the setup, and you get to deliver whatever landing you want, live, to a total stranger's face.

• Heavyweight cotton that has actual weight when you pick it up. Not tissue paper cosplaying as a shirt.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL. Room for literally everyone.
• Crew neck. Classic. We're not trying to reinvent anything here.
• DTG printed directly into the fabric so the graphic doesn't crack, peel, or slowly give up on life after a few washes.
• Black or white. Pick your uniform — the red stamp pops on both.

Does this work as a gift?

Unreasonably well, actually.

The Now Hiring Tee is one of those rare shirts where the person wearing it gets to decide what it means. That takes the pressure off you entirely. Works for the friend who's single. Works for the friend who just quit their job. Works for the friend who simply likes watching people try to figure them out. Low commitment from you, maximum entertainment for them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Now Hiring Tee mean?

Whatever the wearer wants it to mean. The shirt has a red, distressed "NOW HIRING" rubber stamp with no job title, no company, no context. The joke is yours to finish.

What sizes does the Now Hiring Tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print good quality?

DTG printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no sad iron-on energy.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.

Can I wear this to an actual job?

Technically yes. Whether your boss finds it funny is a separate question we can't answer for you.