O Is For Faking It Tee

The O Is For Faking It Tee from Unethical Threads puts an elegant vintage dancing couple on your chest, complete with the kind of bedroom-humor punchline that makes brunch tables go quiet. It's part of the sarcastic alphabet series for people who treat red flags like a collection. You've been warned.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor about their own terrible decisions. The kind of person whose dating stories clear the room and who considers that a compliment.

This one hits for anyone who's been on either side of the "faking it" conversation, or both. It's cheeky adult humor wrapped in classy vintage art, which is really just a polite way of saying the joke is filthy and the shirt looks great. Pairs well with questionable life choices and a complete lack of shame.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because poor judgment comes in all sizes
• Crew neck classic cut
• DTG printed for color that stays as loud as the joke on it
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it still fits after you stress-wash it post-breakup

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the right person and a terrible gift for the wrong one. You already know which category your recipient falls into.

The O Is For Faking It Tee is the kind of present that says "I know exactly who you are and I'm not judging." Great for birthdays, anti-Valentine's Day, or just a Tuesday when your friend needs to laugh about the last person they dated. If you're second-guessing whether they'd think it's funny, get them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt appropriate for family gatherings?
Only if your family already knows you're the unhinged one. If they don't, this is one way to announce it.

What sizes does the O Is For Faking It Tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds up well over time. Wash cold and turn it inside out if you want to be careful, but it's not delicate.

Is this part of a series?
Yes. It's part of the Unethical Threads sarcastic alphabet collection. Each letter brings a different flavor of regrettable humor.

Can I return it if someone gets offended?
You can return the shirt. You cannot return the look on their face. Check the return policy for details.