Obviously My Mother Smoked And Drank During Pregnancy Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Obviously My Mother Smoked And Drank During Pregnancy tee is a back print that does the explaining for you. Self-deprecating, honest, and slightly concerning. An Unethical Threads original for people who'd rather own it than deny it.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor about their own origin story.

This is for the friend everyone already suspects had an interesting childhood. The one who says the quiet part loud and somehow gets a laugh every time. You know exactly who this is for. You're probably buying it for yourself.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your confession
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for color that outlasts your impulse control
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best, if you know who you're giving it to.

This is a surgical strike of a present, not a safe play. Get it for someone who already jokes about their upbringing and wears their damage like a badge. They'll love it. Their therapist might have notes.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?

It's a self-own, not an insult. You're making fun of yourself, not anyone else. That said, your mom might have feelings about it.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Where is the design printed?

On the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you get to watch people read it as you walk away.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds its color through plenty of wash cycles. Follow the care instructions and this thing isn't going anywhere.

Does it come in other colors?

Available in black or white.