Obviously My Mother Smoked And Drank During Pregnancy Tee

The Obviously My Mother Smoked And Drank During Pregnancy tee from Unethical Threads is the ultimate self-own in shirt form. It says everything your personality already told people, just faster. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted their fate and decided to have fun with it. You know the type.

They showed up to the family reunion wearing this and their mom laughed harder than anyone, because the evidence speaks for itself. This is the shirt for people whose personality needs no explanation, but they're giving one anyway. It's less a fashion choice and more a public service announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your lifestyle choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (we don't gatekeep)
• Crew neck, because you've already made enough questionable decisions
• DTG printed for lasting color (the design won't quit even if you do)
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. For the friend who has already made peace with being the family disappointment, this is basically a trophy.

It works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. That instant recognition is the whole point. If you have to wonder whether they'd wear it, they're not the right person. But you already know exactly who this is for.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink to the fabric, so the design holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL. Everyone deserves to announce their questionable origins.

Is this available in both black and white?
Yes. Pick whichever matches your level of optimism.

Can I actually wear this in public?
You can. Whether you should is between you and your sense of self-preservation.