AAA On Board With The Lord T Shirt

The On Board With The Lord tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: putting the sacred on a skateboard. This graphic tee is for anyone whose spiritual life and skate life are uncomfortably intertwined.

Who's buying this, honestly?

People who live at the intersection of faith and four wheels. The ones who've whispered a prayer before dropping in and actually meant it.

Youth pastors who are way too cool for the job. Skaters who own more Bibles than they'll admit. If your relationship with God includes a halfpipe, you already know this tee is yours.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually has some weight to it, not gas station tee material
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because salvation comes in all sizes
• Crew neck. Standard. No drama.
• DTG printed, so the colors survive longer than most people's faith journeys
• Pre-shrunk. Fits the same on week one and week one hundred.

Can I gift this to my church friend?

Yes, but pick the right church friend.

The one who sends you memes during the sermon, not the one who reports memes during the sermon. If they think On Board With The Lord is clever, they'll love this. If they think it's blasphemy, get them a devotional and move on.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt mock religion?

It's a love letter written in sarcasm. The On Board With The Lord tee celebrates faith with humor, not against it.

What sizes does the On Board With The Lord tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

DTG printing locks the colors in. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll look fresh for a long time.

Is the fabric actually decent?

Heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton with real structure. This isn't a cheap novelty tee that disintegrates after three washes.

Is this appropriate for church?

That depends entirely on your church.