One more Bump Tee

The One More Bump Tee from Unethical Threads is a dark humor graphic tee for people who know exactly what that means. No explanation needed. This is the shirt you wear when subtlety was never really your thing.

Who actually wears this?

The friend in the group chat who always says "just one more" and never means it.

Look, this shirt isn't for everybody, and that's the entire point. It's for the person who peaked at the afterparty and made it their whole personality. The kind of person who tells stories that start with "okay, so" and end with someone losing a shoe. If that's you, the One More Bump tee was basically made in your honor.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, because we're degenerates, not animals
• DTG printed (direct-to-garment) so the design won't crack, peel, or bail on you after a few washes
• Machine washable, which you'll appreciate the morning after

Is this a good gift?

If you have to wonder whether they'd find it funny, they're not the right person.

But the right person? They'll wear it to brunch. They'll wear it to Thanksgiving. They'll send you a selfie in it at 1 AM with no context. The One More Bump tee is for people who'd rather laugh about it than pretend it never happened. It's a perfect gift for anyone whose sense of humor makes their parents nervous.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. Stick with your usual size for a standard look, or size up one if you want it oversized.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The design is printed into the fabric, not slapped on top. It won't crack, peel, or fade after washing.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3 to 5 business days. Delivery times vary by location.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

Check our return policy on the site. We want you in the right size, so read the size chart before ordering.