Orgasm Donor Tee

The Orgasm Donor Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny offensive shirt for the person who treats generosity as a registered civic duty. Two words, no elaboration needed. Some people give blood; this person signed up for a different registry.

Who actually wears this?

The friend who already carries themselves like they're doing the world a favor. This is a party shirt for bachelor and bachelorette weekends, spring break, bar crawls, and festivals. It's also the rude funny t-shirt your most shameless friend wears unironically after receiving it as a gag gift. They committed. Respect it.

• Heavyweight cotton built for long-term public service
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because community outreach has no size limit
• Crew neck, DTG printed for color that doesn't quit
• Available in black or white
• Two words. Front print. Nothing else. The design knows what it's doing.

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gag gift for someone you know well enough to publicly roast. Bachelor parties, birthdays, the holidays for the friend who has everything except shame.

Fair warning: they will wear it. Frequently. To places you invited them. The Orgasm Donor Tee isn't the kind of innuendo shirt that lives in a drawer. It becomes part of someone's identity. Once they realize how many laughs it gets, it's over.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Orgasm Donor Tee run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?

It's an adult humor shirt with two words on a tee. Most people laugh. You're not buying this for the ones who don't.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct to garment) printing on heavyweight cotton. The text stays sharp and the color holds through repeated washing.

Is this a good bachelor party shirt?

It was practically made for one. Also works for bachelorette parties, bar crawls, festivals, and any event where subtlety left hours ago.