AAA OSHA's Worst Nightmare T Shirt

The OSHA's Worst Nightmare tee from Unethical Threads is for the person on every job site who makes the safety guy twitch. If you've ever been personally named in a toolbox talk, this shirt is yours. Wear it to your next safety meeting.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been written up, almost written up, or should have been written up. Construction crews, warehouse lifers, electricians who laugh at "danger" signs. Basically anyone whose coworkers already call them OSHA's worst nightmare before they even put the shirt on. It's also weirdly popular with safety managers who've given up pretending they don't find it funny.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not a thin promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that won't fade or crack, even after you ignore the care label
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because nobody needs another surprise on laundry day

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best, honestly. Every trade worker knows a guy who IS OSHA's worst nightmare. You probably thought of someone specific just reading the title. This beats another Yeti tumbler for birthdays, retirements, or "congrats on not getting fired" celebrations.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the OSHA's Worst Nightmare shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash inside out in cold water and the colors stay put.

Can I actually wear this to work?

That's between you and your HR department. We just make the shirts.

Is the shirt pre-shrunk?

Yes. What you order is what you get. No surprise shrinkage after the first wash.