Out Of Work Need A Job A Blow Job Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Out Of Work Need A Job A Blow Job Tee is a back-printed text shirt from Unethical Threads that reads exactly like a desperate unemployment sign, right up until it doesn't. People behind you get the full ride. You just keep walking.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at being funny and refused to come down. This shirt works best at barbecues, dive bars, and anywhere your resume already burned bridges.

The text is on the back only, which means you deliver the setup just by existing in someone's line of sight. The front is completely blank. You're a walking panhandler sign that people can't look away from, and by the time they finish reading, you're already gone.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Fits everyone from "just got laid off" to "been laid off for a while."
• Crew neck. Classic. No unnecessary decisions.
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and readable. The joke only works if they can read it.
• Available in black or white. Two options. Both correct.

Is this going to offend someone?

Yes. That's the entire point.

Look, if you're shopping at Unethical Threads expecting subtlety, you wandered into the wrong store. This shirt plays the oldest bait-and-switch in the book and does it across your shoulder blades. Some people will laugh. Some will pretend they didn't. A few will write a paragraph about it in a group chat. All of those outcomes are a win.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The text is printed on the back only. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

What colors are available?
Black or white. That's it.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on where you work. If you're already out of work, problem solved.