Out Of Work Need A Job A Blow Job Tee

The Out Of Work Need A Job A Blow Job Tee from Unethical Threads is a text-only shirt that reads like a desperate panhandler sign until the last two words hit. It's crude, it's stupid, and you're going to wear it to the cookout anyway.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in humor around age 14 and never looked back. That's a compliment, by the way.

This is the shirt for the guy at the barbecue who makes everyone's wife laugh while their husband pretends not to. The setup plays it straight, the punchline doesn't, and the whole thing works because it's printed on a shirt instead of scrawled on cardboard at a freeway off-ramp. You already know if this is for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because you're classy like that
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack, peel, or fade
• Available in black or white only

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift you buy when the birthday person says "I don't need anything." They didn't need this either, but here we are.

It works for White Elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, or that friend who collects inappropriate shirts like trophies. Wrap it in tissue paper if you want to pretend you put in effort. The shirt does all the heavy lifting.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Out Of Work Need A Job A Blow Job Tee actually comfortable?
Yes. It's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit, so it feels substantial without being stiff. Not a thin novelty shirt that falls apart in three washes.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex sizing, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing without peeling or cracking.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?
Nope. Black or white. Pick your fighter.

Is this going to offend people?
Almost certainly. That's kind of the whole point. If you need to run it past HR first, you already know the answer.