P Is For Projection Tee

The P Is For Projection Tee from Unethical Threads is part of the red-flag alphabet series, and it's exactly what it sounds like. An elegant couple dancing while one insists the other is "just crazy." If you've ever been told you're the problem by the actual problem, this shirt already belongs to you.

Who actually wears this?

People who survived something and came out funnier. Therapy veterans, psych majors, and anyone who's had "I'm not projecting, you're just crazy" said to them with a straight face.

It's also weirdly popular as a couples gift, which tells you everything about the kind of people who shop here. The red-flag alphabet series is for people who learned the vocabulary the hard way. Wearing it is cheaper than another session.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't go see-through when things get heated
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Room for everyone and their emotional baggage
• Crew neck. Classic. Not everything in your life needs to be complicated
• DTG printed so the colors outlast your situationship
• Machine washable. Unlike most coping mechanisms, this handles regular cycles just fine

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, yes. Dark humor about projection and gaslighting lands different when you're buying it for someone who gets the joke. It says "I see you, I believe you, and also this is hilarious."

Works for birthdays, therapy graduation (not a real thing but should be), or just a random Tuesday when your friend texts you another unhinged screenshot. Pair it with a bottle of wine and zero unsolicited advice.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the P Is For Projection Tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everybody.

Will this shirt shrink?
Minimal shrinkage with cold wash and tumble dry low. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the design stays crisp and vivid.

Is this shirt actually offensive?
Only to people who project. So, probably someone you know.