Pansexuals Eat What? Tee

The Pansexuals Eat What? Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly the question you think it is, slapped on a shirt for people who think brunch humor peaked too early. A sarcastic LGBTQ parody graphic tee for anyone who gets the punchline without needing a diagram.

Who actually wears this?

People with taste and no fear of eye contact at Thanksgiving dinner.

If you've ever had to explain your sexuality and your sense of humor in the same sentence, this tee gets it. It's loud, it's gloriously stupid, and it pairs great with cargo shorts or pure spite.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a costume from a Spirit Halloween clearance bin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for people who tuck shirts into jeans
• DTG printed so the colors stay vibrant longer than your last situationship
• Machine washable. Turn inside out if you want to baby it.

Will this offend someone?

Absolutely. That's sort of the whole point.

The people most offended will be the ones who don't get the joke, which is its own kind of comedy. Wear it to Pride, wear it to a cookout, wear it to couples therapy. Context is everything and also irrelevant.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Pansexuals Eat What shirt actually about cooking?

Sure. Let's go with that. It's about whatever you need it to be about when your mom asks.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and you're good.

Is this a good gift for someone in the LGBTQ community?

If they have a sense of humor, yes. If they don't, maybe get them a candle.