Pass A Gay Blunt Because The Bible Says We Should Be Stoned Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Pass A Gay Blunt Because The Bible Says We Should Be Stoned tee from Unethical Threads takes scripture's most aggressive suggestion and turns it into a Saturday night. The design lives on the back, so you can walk away from any conversation and still make your point. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've read Leviticus and decided the best response is laughter.

Stoners with opinions, allies with spines, and anyone whose extended family group chat would absolutely combust if they saw this shirt at the next reunion. If you've ever quoted scripture ironically at a dinner party, this was made for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed, so the colors stay put instead of cracking off like a bad screen print from 2009
• Available in black or white

Is this going to offend someone?

Yes. Almost certainly.

If you're wearing a shirt that uses Leviticus as rolling paper and throws queer pride into the mix, someone at Target is going to have opinions. But here's the thing: they were going to have opinions about you anyway. Might as well give them something specific.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so it holds up through repeated washes without cracking or peeling.

Is this a good gift?

If you know the person well enough to know they'd laugh at it, absolutely. If there's any doubt, a gift card is the safer play.

What colors is this available in?

Black and white.