Pass A Gay Blunt Because The Bible Says We Should Be Stoned Tee

The Pass A Gay Blunt Because The Bible Says We Should Be Stoned Tee from Unethical Threads is scripture quoted in exactly the wrong context, which makes it the right one. Pro-queer, pro-weed, and not even a little bit sorry.

Who actually wears this?

People who think Leviticus makes better comedy material than public policy. If you've ever weaponized a bible verse at brunch in a way that made someone choke on their mimosa, this shirt was already yours in spirit.

It plays well at pride events, dispensary parking lots, and anywhere the queer-stoner Venn diagram overlaps (which is basically everywhere). Available in black or white so you can match your mood or your rolling papers.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives the wash without turning into a tissue
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because commitment looks good on you
• DTG print for color that outlasts your longest situationship
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know your audience, yes. This is the shirt for the friend who sends you unhinged memes at 2 AM and has opinions about both strains and scripture.

Not recommended for your deeply religious aunt. Unless she's the cool one. If you're unsure whether someone can handle it, you already know the answer.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Holds up through washes.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's the point. If you need plausible deniability, this is not that shirt.