People Absolute Nightmare Would Not Recommend Tee

The People Absolute Nightmare Would Not Recommend Tee by Unethical Threads is a one-star review of the entire human species. Star bar, verdict, no further notes. You've met enough people to know the rating's generous.

Who wears a one-star review of humanity?

Retail workers, IT departments, and anyone who's ever sat through a meeting that should have been an email.

This isn't some edge-lord manifesto, it's for the quietly exhausted. The person who smiles at strangers and then sits in their car for ten minutes before going inside. The People Absolute Nightmare Would Not Recommend Tee just says what your face already does.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (misanthropy has no size limit)
• Crew neck. You're here to make a point, not a runway debut.
• DTG printed so the design holds its color and won't crack or peel
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone who's left a one-star review of their own birthday party.

If you know a person who texts "people are the worst" at least twice a week, this is their uniform. Works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you want the recipient to know you truly understand them. They won't have to fake a smile for this one.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the People Absolute Nightmare Would Not Recommend Tee come in?

It runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds its color and won't crack or peel.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Solid, substantial, not going anywhere.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. If your coworkers also think people are an absolute nightmare, you'll fit right in. HR mileage may vary.

Does it come in different colors?

Available in black or white.