Pink Freud The Dark Side Of Your Mom Tee

The Pink Freud The Dark Side Of Your Mom tee is what happens when psychoanalysis meets classic rock meets a your mom joke. Three layers of funny, one shirt. Only from Unethical Threads, because nobody else would make this.

Who is this shirt actually for?

Anyone who has ever said "that's what she said" at a dinner party and meant it.

If you studied psychology, play air guitar, or just really love a good your mom joke, this is your shirt. Bonus points if you've done all three at the same time. It sits right at the intersection of "I read books" and "I never matured past seventh grade," which, honestly, is a great place to be.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because Freud wouldn't gatekeep
• Classic crew neck (Sigmund was a crew neck guy, trust us)
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid through your existential crisis and laundry cycles
• Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your search history

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely.

This is the gift for the friend who sends memes in the group chat that nobody responds to but everyone screenshots. Psychology majors, Pink Floyd fans, people who peaked in humor around age 14 and never looked back. If you know someone like that, you probably are someone like that. Get two.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size up for the cozy Freudian couch vibe, size down if you want it fitted.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. It's DTG printed (direct to garment), so the colors hold up through repeated washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?

Probably. That's kind of the point. It's a your mom joke wrapped in a classic rock reference filtered through psychoanalysis. Someone will be offended, and that someone is not fun at parties.

What does the design actually look like?

It's a riff on the iconic Dark Side of the Moon prism artwork, but Freud-ified. The product photos show exactly what you're getting.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship worldwide. Freud was Austrian, so it feels right.