Pinkeye Is Temporary But She'll Never Forget The Rim Reaper Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Pinkeye Is Temporary But She'll Never Forget The Rim Reaper Tee is a back print from Unethical Threads for people whose humor peaked somewhere between a bar bathroom stall and a confession booth. Raunchy double-entendre, zero apology, printed big across the back where it belongs.

Who actually wears this?

People who've already made peace with their reputation.

The Rim Reaper isn't for someone building a LinkedIn personal brand. It's for the friend who always gets asked to tell that one story at the cookout. The one everyone pretends to be embarrassed by but secretly loves having around.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-store afterthought
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because legends come in every size
• Crew neck. Classic. No nonsense.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that survive whatever questionable situations you end up in
• Back print design. Your entrance is forgettable. Your exit is not.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you actually know the person.

This isn't a safe pick from the office Secret Santa pile. It's the shirt you buy for your best friend because you know exactly how hard they'll laugh. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, they're not your target audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the shirt say?
The full text reads: Pinkeye Is Temporary But She'll Never Forget The Rim Reaper. It's printed large across the back of the shirt.

Is this shirt inappropriate?
Yes. That's the point. There's no literal profanity on it, but the joke lands exactly where you think it does.

What sizes does the Rim Reaper tee come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print is designed for lasting color. Wash inside out on cold and tumble dry low to keep it looking sharp.

Is there anything on the front of the shirt?
No. The front is blank. All the damage happens on the back.