Pinkeye Is Temporary But She'll Never Forget The Rim Reaper Tee

The Pinkeye Is Temporary But She'll Never Forget The Rim Reaper Tee is an adult humor graphic tee from Unethical Threads. It says what you're already thinking, prints it on heavyweight cotton, and lets you walk into any room like you own the punchline. Easily offended? Keep scrolling.

Who Actually Wears This?

People whose humor peaked somewhere past the point of no return. The kind of person who reads the full shirt text out loud at a party and doesn't flinch.

Look, if your go-to move is shock value with a wink, this is your uniform. The Rim Reaper tee isn't subtle and it's not trying to be. It's for people who'd rather be funny than polite, and who figured out a long time ago that those two things rarely overlap.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a paper towel
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (your body, your business)
• Crew neck because V-necks are for job interviews
• DTG print so the colors hold up long after your dignity doesn't
• Machine washable, which you'll appreciate given the places this shirt will end up

Is This a Good Gift?

If you know someone well enough to give them this, you already know the answer.

This is a legendary white elephant pick. It's the gift that makes the whole room stop and read it out loud. Just make sure the recipient can handle it, because nothing's more awkward than explaining a return when the reason is "my mom saw it."

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Rim Reaper tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It's a real shirt, not a novelty napkin.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color. Turn inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it's not going anywhere.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.

Is this appropriate as a gift?

If you have to ask, probably not for your mother-in-law. For your degenerate best friend? Absolutely.